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Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables
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Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls
News

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte
News

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying
Opinion

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying

Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables
News

Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls
News

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte
News

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying
Opinion

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying

Pop Culture

Mr. Beast to Give Every Laid Off Tech Employee Their Own Espresso Bar 
NewsPop Culture

Mr. Beast to Give Every Laid Off Tech Employee Their Own Espresso Bar 

“It’s just so sad to see people in need, man.”

By: Sila Puhl

Opinion: Please Stop Confusing Me With Other Asian People. Unless It’s Dev Patel, Then by All Means, Tell Me How Much I Look Like Him
Pop Culture

Opinion: Please Stop Confusing Me With Other Asian People. Unless It’s Dev Patel, Then by All Means, Tell Me How Much I Look Like Him

Relationships

Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As You Spend 10-15 in Professional School First
LifestyleRelationships

Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As You Spend 10-15 in Professional School First

“Good luck paying your student loans though.”

By Neel Bhakta

Aww! Asians on Blind Date Bond Over Only Being Attracted to White People
RelationshipsGrant Yang

Aww! Asians on Blind Date Bond Over Only Being Attracted to White People

News

Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables
News

Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables

“These aren’t one-trick ponies.” By Ken Taro Ward June 6, 2023 CHICO, Calif. – Customers at Goldmount Ranch in Northern

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls
News

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte
News

Starbucks Announces New Mango Lassi Frappuccino After Popularity of Chai Tea Latte

Mr. Beast to Give Every Laid Off Tech Employee Their Own Espresso Bar 
NewsPop Culture

Mr. Beast to Give Every Laid Off Tech Employee Their Own Espresso Bar 

Lifestyle

Unspoken Truce Immediately Formed Between Only Two Asians in Non-STEM Class
Lifestyle

Unspoken Truce Immediately Formed Between Only Two Asians in Non-STEM Class

I’m not the only Asian who knows the difference between a falchion and an estoc!

By: Neel Bhakta

Son Hoping for Inspiring Motherland Trip Becomes Knockoff-Gucci Errand Boy
Lifestyle

Son Hoping for Inspiring Motherland Trip Becomes Knockoff-Gucci Errand Boy

Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As You Spend 10-15 in Professional School First
LifestyleRelationships

Parents Want You To Do Whatever Makes You Happy As Long As You Spend 10-15 in Professional School First

Ahead of Family Beach Trip, Mother-In-Law Insists on Entire Separate Airbnb
Lifestyle

Ahead of Family Beach Trip, Mother-In-Law Insists on Entire Separate Airbnb

Opinion

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying
Opinion

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying

Is it obvious my ethnic ambiguity is the only thing I have going for me?

By: Sila Puhl

Why I’m so Fantastic at Pissing in Public Thanks to All Those Years of Peeing Over Squat Toilets
Julia ZhenOpinion

Why I’m so Fantastic at Pissing in Public Thanks to All Those Years of Peeing Over Squat Toilets

Scariest Costume Contest? Kevin Nguyen at a Rave vs. White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan
OpinionJulia Zhen

Scariest Costume Contest? Kevin Nguyen at a Rave vs. White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan

We Sat Down With the Wrong Japanese Breakfast and Now We’re Hangry
Opinion

We Sat Down With the Wrong Japanese Breakfast and Now We’re Hangry

Notes App

Inflation Is Real: My iPhone Told Me My Screen Time Went Up 400% Last Week
Notes AppAndal Paul

Inflation Is Real: My iPhone Told Me My Screen Time Went Up 400% Last Week

“How is it even possible to get 25 hours a day”

By: Andal Paul

REPORT: Everyone Saying Different Name During Happy Birthday Song
Notes App

REPORT: Everyone Saying Different Name During Happy Birthday Song

Aunties Trying to Figure Out How They’re Related Getting Oddly Competitive
Notes App

Aunties Trying to Figure Out How They’re Related Getting Oddly Competitive

Americans Outraged Over Netherlands Loss in Qatar Can’t Identify All 3 Countries on Map
Notes AppAndal Paul

Americans Outraged Over Netherlands Loss in Qatar Can’t Identify All 3 Countries on Map

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Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables
News

Asian Farmer Insists Horses Take off Shoes Before Entering Stables

“These aren’t one-trick ponies.” By Ken Taro Ward June 6, 2023 CHICO, Calif. – Customers at Goldmount Ranch in Northern

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls
News

Apple Releases New iPhone Specifically For Asian Grandparents That Only Allows Facetime Calls

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Body Fat
PotluckAndal Paul

Body Fat

This is a non-satirical, personal piece from one of our writers.

By: Andal Paul

Andal: Reclaiming My Name
Andal PaulPotluck

Andal: Reclaiming My Name

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