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Notes App Andal Paul

Inflation Is Real: My iPhone Told Me My Screen Time Went Up 400% Last Week

“How is it even possible to get 25 hours a day”

By: Andal Paul

REPORT: Everyone Saying Different Name During Happy Birthday Song

This was a distant, distant cousin

By: Neel Bhakta

Aunties Trying to Figure Out How They’re Related Getting Oddly Competitive

Ladies, this is a Dollar General, could you please stop blocking the checkout?

By: Neel Bhakta

Notes App Andal Paul

Americans Outraged Over Netherlands Loss in Qatar Can’t Identify All 3 Countries on Map

“Why don’t think they just come here and play some real football?”

By: Andal Paul

Notes App Grant Yang

Rishi Sunak Apologizes in Advance for Future Resignation

It was fun while it lasted.

By: Grant Yang

Nation Torn Over Siding With Fethisist Girl or Fatphobic Guy Doesn’t Realize They Don’t Need to Choose Either

Ranking oppression is inherently American

Worst, Most Out of Touch Friend Now Interested in Buddhism

‘It’s more like Buddhism found me’

By: Neel Bhakta

“I’m Glad That Colonizer Queen Is Dead,” Says Landlord Evicting Family of Three From Chinatown Home

Lording land is a job, okay?

By: Julia Zhen

Notes App Andal Paul

Tragedy: My Morning Alarm Went off While I Was in the Bathroom

Waking up no one but my demons

By: Andal Paul

Notes App John Hedrick

‘Oh So That’s Where All The U-Hauls Went,’ Says Group of 4 Local Idaho Men Carrying Futon Across Town

“Do you think they would help us? You know after they’re done playing soldier?”

By: John Hedrick

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