Inflation Is Real: My iPhone Told Me My Screen Time Went Up 400% Last Week

“How is it even possible to get 25 hours a day”

January 15, 2023

By: Andal Paul

There I was, lounging in bed, scrolling through Twitter and mentally preparing myself for Sunday laundry day when the notification hit. ‘You’re screen time went up 400% for a total of 25 hours, 17 minutes.’ My heart dropped. How is that even possible? Sure, I get stuck in a Tik Tok rabbit hole like the rest of the 25 year olds with undiagnosed ADHD….but to consume so much that I’ve broken the space-time continuum? To push the boundaries of man…

I’m jarred out of my thoughts by a harsh succession of knocks on the door. “FBI! OPEN UP!”