Scariest Costume Contest? Kevin Nguyen at a Rave vs. White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan

I’m literally so scared rn…

October 31, 2022

By: Julia Zhen

This year for Halloween, people are going above and beyond with their costumes. Duck in an oil spill, sexy hobbits, Nicole Kidman in her AMC Theaters commercial, and so much more!

But there is an art to developing an actually scary costume – one that really shakes you to your core. And by far, some of the scariest are Kevin Nguyen at a Rave and White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan. 

The Kevin Nguyen at a Rave costumes I saw came equipped with no shirt, camelback strapped in, Nike Blazers, and a handful of molly already rolling in their systems. If you stare too long, you start to feel the most boring conversation and worst music you have ever heard start to play in your head. It’s really, really scary. 

The White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan came in multiple variations. Some equipped themselves with a little cardboard box around their body to make it look like a Hinge profile of a guy who just got back from Tokyo. The lazy ones just simply wore fancy suits, but honestly, the most committed ones entered the party speaking terrible broken Japanese and saying the same phrase over and over again. The abomination they could have ever thought to commit on Japanese culture and language was so terrifying that I had to go home and go to bed. 

That just about wraps up 2022 Halloween! Can’t wait to see what you sickos come up with next year!