Opinion - The Lunar Times

Person Who Wants You to “Guess Their Ethnicity” Most Likely Wasian and Annoying

Is it obvious my ethnic ambiguity is the only thing I have going for me?

By: Sila Puhl

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Why I’m so Fantastic at Pissing in Public Thanks to All Those Years of Peeing Over Squat Toilets

BYOTP: Bring Your Own Toilet Paper
By: Julia Zhen

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Scariest Costume Contest? Kevin Nguyen at a Rave vs. White Man Who Just Got Back From Trip to Japan

I’m literally so scared rn…

By: Julia Zhen

We Sat Down With the Wrong Japanese Breakfast and Now We’re Hangry

Before you say, “that’s a pretty common joke,” this isn’t a fucking joke man.

By: Neel Bhakta

Opinion: My Ungrateful Granddaughter Won’t Drop Everything in Her Life to Travel Back to India to Say Hi

“When did my sweet little grandchild become such a raging bitch?”

By: Julia Zhen

Opinion: My Therapist Said My Mom Is Manipulative but I’m Pretty Sure I’m Supposed to Feel Unfulfilled When I Succeed

If not unfulfillment, then definitely guilt. What’s the problem again?

By: Julia Zhen

Meet the Empty Nesters Who Finally Removed the Plastic From Their Furniture

‘No more asking who is making the fart noises. A fart is just a fart now’

By: Jess Kim

8 Times Asian People Knew Exactly What the Fuck Those English Shirts Said (And 2 Times They Didn’t)

I love to buss it open for Jiahao

By: Rachel Yang

Opinion: If My Mom Does Not Compulsively Text a Photo of the Neighborhood Deer Every Time It Appears She Will Explode

“wOW DEEr back”

By: Jess Kim

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Sultry! Top 5 Sexy Summer Trends and They All Require Vasectomies

Being temporarily and reversibly infertile is sooo sexy <3 By: Andal Paul

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