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Local “Alpha” Male Gives First Woman President Some “Really Good” Unsolicited Advice

“I’ve never run a country before but if I did, I would do it way better than Kamala.”

By: John Hedrick

‘True crime glorifies the murderer when it should advocate for the police’s hard work’

By: Julia Zhen

‘Wait, can you take another? This is my first time smiling with my family.’

By: John Hedrick

Go to Yale and everything

By: Andal Paul

“Yeah they apparently love video games. I can’t believe they’re already whatever age they are.”

By: John Hedrick

It’s not racial profiling if you’re looking for your family

By: Neel Bhakta

Attempting enthusiasm for a translucent bag of flesh with no eyes

By: Julia Zhen

This isn’t the first time and most certainly isn’t the last

By: John Hedrick

New age parents don’t like ‘Kevin’ anymore

By: Ian Yamamoto

There is a whole generation of children who grew up inside Macy’s

By: Julia Zhen