Local Father Discovers Children Have Interests

“Yeah they apparently love video games. I can’t believe they’re already whatever age they are.”

By: John Hedrick

October 27, 2021

A groundbreaking discovery was made by local father Adam Liang last week as he recently stumbled upon his two sons showing interest in video games.

“Basically, I was sitting in my living room switching through the channels on my cable TV when I heard yelling from upstairs. I went to check on what it was and it was my two sons yelling as they played Super Smash Bros.” said Liang, “When I walked into my son’s room, I discovered that he loves video games! I also discovered that I had another son.”

Liang’s son, Joseph, explained how this discovery happened.

“I’ve been playing Super Smash Bros. since I was 7. I’m 13 now. I have no idea why my dad all of sudden noticed I liked video games.” stated Joseph, “I’ve been playing with my twin brother Matty all these years too and it feels like my dad is always just discovering that there’s two of us…”

Jenny Liang offered some more insight about her husband.

“We went to the doctor to see if he had some sort of amnesia, it turns out he’s just a man over 40.” explained Jenny, “His mind is too full of sports team rosters and ‘How to’ YouTube videos for when your car makes a weird noise. The doctor said there is absolutely no way for him to remember his children’s interests nor their birthdays. It’s tragic. I just hope other father’s over 40 don’t have to go through this but they inevitably will.”

Later on, Mr. Liang discovered that his daughter was born 4 years ago.