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REPORT: Asian Woman Very Proud to Have Token Scary Blonde Friend

“She taught me how to steal panties from Victoria’s Secret.”

By: Julia Zhen

“This will not stop the American people from continuing to enjoy my sweet, sweet thang”

By: Erica Geiser

Symptoms include cold sweats, nausea, and the taste of gold jewelry punched in your teeth.

By: Julia Zhen

Duo the Owl confirmed this bitch does not know a lick of Mandarin.

By: Julia Zhen

“The only way it could’ve been more blatant is if it had failed”

By: John Doe

First we vaccinate Jeff Bezos, then Reaganomics will take care of the rest

By: Grant Yang

Can China still overtake the US if it’s not run by a complete and utter fucking moron?

By: Misha Han

“It’s Bobby Shazam bitch!”

By: John Hedrick

“I can’t believe I’m gonna miss my chance to meet THE Ohio Gun Girl!!”

By: Julia Zhen

“Knowing you’re doing something good, giving back, it really does give you an adrenaline rush.”

By: Julia Zhen