Opinion - The Lunar Times

Words From a Ring Light: “I’ve Seen Atrocities That Should Be Seen by No Man”

“Please put your shirt back on”

By: John Hedrick

Juice it up even more with a $5 Barnes & Noble gift card

By: Julia Zhen

‘I should have voted for Trump’

Just an ounce of affection could’ve gone a long way

By: Ian Yamamoto

Planned Parenthood should have 5 Michelin stars because legally getting a safe abortion is the best taste in the world

Spreading illnesses can cost lives, but it will cost you zero dollars to hide your ugly ass face

By: Julia Zhen

A messy chorus of “Sweet Caroline” echoed outside of the local bar

By: Andal Paul

‘Your dog is going to have acne if you don’t eat every last grain out of that bowl’

By: Steven Yuen

I threw in some fresh packs of American Entitlement in there too

By: Ann Chunharakchote

Is this some type of joke? how is that supposed to make sense?

By: Steven Yuen