‘Oh So That’s Where All The U-Hauls Went,’ Says Group of 4 Local Idaho Men Carrying Futon Across Town
“Do you think they would help us? You know after they’re done playing soldier?”
June 13, 2022
By: John Hedrick
Local police recently arrested 31 white nationalists with conspiracy to riot in Idaho on June 11th, 2022. They were found huddled up in the back of U-Hauls a few blocks away from an organized Pride event. We asked members of the local community what they thought.
“Oh so that’s where all the U-Hauls went…” said local college student Jack Jackson. “Listen, I’ve been trying to move this futon to my new apartment for the last 3 weeks. I desperately needed a U-Haul today but it looks like the racist homophobes beat me to it.”
Jackon’s friend, Nick Nicholson, who was assisting with the move stated, “I’ve never seen a U-Haul parking lot so empty. Who woulda thought that there were this many racists in Idaho?”
Nicholson’s friend, John Johnson, also assisting with the move, stated otherwise, “No, yeah. It makes sense. We’re in Idaho. Now if you could tilt the couch counter clockwise… No, your counter clockwise.”
“You got it?” said fourth friend, Sam Samuelson.
The friend group quickly descended into an argument over how to move the couch into Jack’s new apartment. We left the scene soon after the couch jammed into the front door. Unfortunately, there were no further comments on the Patriot Front members being arrested other than “They usually wear white hoods to these kinds of things.”
