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Community in Outrage: Wasians Tired of Being Told They Are ‘Sooo Pretty’

We are in constant danger… half of the time.

By: Emma Callahan

China’s New 3-Child Policy Gives Couples 3 Attempts to Save Sad Marriage

It takes a village to raise a child, and it takes a child to remind parents they are failures.

By: Krista Moy

Stop Asian Hate Billboard Replaced by Rainbow Amazon Prime Day Ad

White guilt is decreasing but the rainbow capitalist floats are increasing

By: Krista Moy

Angelina Jolie Adopts Cambodian Highway

I think highways are the new children.

By: Ken Taro Ward

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“I Just Need to Get Through This Week” Says Exhausted Virus

‘It’ll all be worth it in the end’

By: Grant Yang

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Sorry Guys. Nothing of Note Today.

Some days are just not special.

By: Grant Yang

Anti-Asian Conspiracy Theorist Needs to Know How Much Msg Is in COVID Vaccine

‘Chinese and liberals love MSG, and I don’t want to get infected by them’

By: Ken Taro Ward

Microsoft Office Replaces Spell Check With Clippy Asking Where You’re From

Where are you FROM from?

By: Kris Keochinda

Even After Recent Attacks, GOP Still Refusing to Ban Godzilla Sales

It’s just not fair to all the responsible Godzilla owners out there

By: Misha Han

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Millions of Americans Crazy Enough to Believe Gaslighting is Real

“It’s physically impossible to make you think you’re insane. You’re insane for thinking that!”

By: Grant Yang