Julia Zhen - The Lunar Times

How To Avoid Being Called ‘Articulate’ in The Workplace

“If ‘articulate’ isn’t the compliment you’re looking for, well that’s on you to fix!”

By: Julia Zhen

“What part of ‘Ni Hao Kai Lan’ means hello?”

By: Julia Zhen

“She taught me how to steal panties from Victoria’s Secret.”

By: Julia Zhen

“It’s 8:30 AM, and I can hear you over my true crime podcast.”

By: Julia Zhen

Symptoms include cold sweats, nausea, and the taste of gold jewelry punched in your teeth.

By: Julia Zhen

I will also accept 4 incremental payments of $10,000 but they must in a hong bao.

By: Julia Zhen

Duo the Owl confirmed this bitch does not know a lick of Mandarin.

By: Julia Zhen

K-pop stans walked so labor unions could run.

By: Julia Zhen

“I can’t believe I’m gonna miss my chance to meet THE Ohio Gun Girl!!”

By: Julia Zhen

“Knowing you’re doing something good, giving back, it really does give you an adrenaline rush.”

By: Julia Zhen