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REPORT: White Man Who Speaks Mandarin Isn’t a Total Weirdo About It

Scientifically, this can’t be true.

By: Julia Zhen

White Man Evades Diversity Training After Drinking Gong Cha Bubble Tea

“He really went above and beyond on this one.”

By: John Doe

News Grant Yang

Proud Boys Storm Capitol and Discover Dilapidated Building Unused for the Last 100 Years

“You didn’t think a human being as nauseatingly garbage as Mitch actually existed, did you?”

By: Grant Yang

News John Hedrick

Dems or Proud Boys: Who Actually Took Control of the Senate Today?

I know, it’s hard to tell the difference.

By: John Hedrick

Group of Friends at Dinner for Three Years Because No One Will Eat Last Piece of Scallion Pancake

Why are Chinese people like this?

By: Krista Moy

Incredible! Pornstar Breaks Out Into Entrepreneurial Scene With Line of Cum Proof Eyelashes

“Jizz is some sticky business!”

By: Lilly Moki

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7 Year-Old, Michelle Zhang, Is the Youngest Pulitzer Prize Winner for Writing Chinese Father’s Emails

She is still forced to go to Kumon on Saturdays.

By: Julia Zhen

News Grant Yang

Asian-Americans Displaced After US Unveils ‘Supermodel Minority’

The old model minority can’t compete with being smart AND beautiful

By: Grant Yang

News Julia Zhen

BREAKING: Jewish and Chinese Americans Join Forces to Declare War on Christmas

We just saw a NaiNai and a Bubbe holding hands.

By: Julia Zhen

News Andal Paul

BREAKING: Stimulus Bill Will Allow You to Grab Everything You Can From Your Local Bodega in Under a Minute

Ok now get out of my store.

By: Andal Paul