Incredible! Pornstar Breaks Out Into Entrepreneurial Scene With Line of Cum Proof Eyelashes

“Jizz is some sticky business!”

January 3, 2021

Pornstar and business owner Kristi Yamacoochie launched her brand of synthetic eyelashes, Fuck Wild Wings, this past weekend. She claims that brands in her past productions just couldn’t hold up cumshot after cumshot.

“Yeah it was getting expensive. I had to buy a new set after every shoot,” says the gangbang superstar.

“It was so embarrassing. The camera guy would be like ‘okay you ready big guy? Great. Let’s cut to the close up camera 3! Aim for the eyes, they love that sh*t!’ and I would just have to wipe away the falling lashes and dripping goop juice from my eyes! Ugh, that’s just not cute!” explained Yamacoochie.

She insisted, “Don’t get me wrong I love slimy baby gravy on my cornea like the next gal but I still wanted to have that camera-ready look!”

Along with a creampie every now and then, Yamacoochie also enjoys reading poetry, volunteering at her local food bank, and being a dual entrepreneur as pornstar & business owner. Yamacoochie believes business has the power to connect and inspire the world around us. Along with chokers and dildo straps, she also collects vintage jewelry pieces. “But my favorite are my pearl necklaces!” she jokes, “I’m serious! I know it’s a euphemism for cum on my neck, but these pearls are worth $1200!” We chuckled sheepishly.

With magnetic features, Yamacoochie promises that, “Through a Gangbang and a Bukkake storm, Fuck Wild Wings will keep their form!”

Check out this fine product in the back of any Spencer’s near you!