Opinion - The Lunar Times

Man Who Spent Quarantine Grinding Hard Now the Exact Same but Bitter

Just do it already. We know you want to.

By: Sila Puhl

“I can totally speak Mandarin, I’m just choosing to help you!”

By: Grant Yang

SUBJECT: !!URGENT!! SHARE W/ 10 PPL ONLY 1% will….

By: Andal Paul

It’s a small city west of Beijing, but like, way west.

By: John Hedrick

Stop posting on ‘finsta’ and go to therapy.

By: Sila Puhl

“It’s 8:30 AM, and I can hear you over my true crime podcast.”

By: Julia Zhen

“Happy Valentine’s Day to all, and to all a depressing night!”

By: Sila Puhl

I will also accept 4 incremental payments of $10,000 but they must in a hong bao.

By: Julia Zhen

IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🍆🐂cOX🐂🍆!!

By: Grant Yang