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Manchild Boyfriend Wishes Girlfriend a Happy Mother’s Day

“She’s helping me get my driver’s license this year.” By: Andal Paul Chris Jacobson woke up to the sounds and

One small step for man, one small order of sweet and sour pork to go

By: Misha Han

“Steven Yeun ran, so we could get laid”

By: Victor Tran

Nicole Kidman speaks American english like some kind of Welsh refugee

By: Julia Zhen

Republican Senator Josh Hawley hates crime (unless it’s a hate-crime)

By: Victor Tran

“We didn’t want anyone thinking this was the status quo, so we sent Nancy Pelosi out to say some dumb shit”

By: Andal Paul

This is literally a code red.

By: Grant Yang

“You can call me names and spit on me, but when you take away my boba, that’s where I draw the line.”

By: Misha Han

Ok sure, one is paid and the other is a volunteer.

By: Krista Moy

No need to admit if you’re broke. This is a universal question.

By: Julia Zhen