Elon Musk Lands on Mars, Only to Find Chinese Restaurant Already There

One small step for man, one small order of sweet and sour pork to go

May 10, 2021

MUSKVILLE, MARS – Tesla CEO, Joe Rogan podcast guest, and former SNL Host, Elon Musk landed on Mars yesterday in his spaceship named “Diamond Minds.” It was a busy day for Elon – after landing, he tweeted that he was the first person to step foot on Mars, posted a selfie, and then realized he had landed in a Chinese restaurant parking Lot.

East Noodle Factory, which opened on Mars in 1992, has been run by two Cantonese immigrants Hao Gao and Hao Xiao. Their first location was in Chinatown, New York, but rising rents caused them to search for a cheaper location. After debating between Cleveland and Mars, they decided to choose the place with a little more culture – Mars. It currently serves as a mid-route stop for the Lucky Star Earth to Jupiter bus route and is known for their Moon Cakes, whose taste they describe as “out of this world.”

Elon ordered General Gao’s Chicken with Egg Drop Soup and did not tip.

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