WARNING! Your Bag Full of Bags Under The Sink Is Running Low!

This is literally a code red.

April 19, 2021

By: Grant Yang

ERROR: This is an automated warning that the plastic bag under your sink normally stuffed with a hundred other plastic bags is getting dangerously close to empty. If you don’t restock soon, you’re going to have to resort to raw dogging your bathroom garbage bins with trash and picking up your crusty-eyed white dog’s poop with your bare hands. Time to top up with a quick trip to the nearest H-Mart and Great Wall—you better go ASAP before that plastic bag ban gets passed!