Woke Boyfriend Creates Cyberpunk 2077 Character With Giant Tits

“It’s not about the giant knockers, it’s about how the game is set in an unchecked capitalist dystopia with giant knockers.”

December 14, 2020

By: John Hedrick

Cyberpunk 2077 has finally hit the stores after a series of delays that left gamers on edge for months and for some fans, years. With that being said, the game is already stirring up trouble in committed relationships. One woman, Danielle Worthwright, tells us how her boyfriend, Kenneth, can’t stop customizing his character in Cyberpunk to have “big honkin boobies.” Kenneth states, “Cyberpunk finally goes against industry standards and allows women to be seen in a main character role. As an ally, that’s why I made my character a woman with enormous jugs.”

Worthwright is like any other white person, knowledgeable in worthless fields, unknowingly afraid of black people, and an online activist. “I never would have thought I’d run into issues like this. I shared an Instagram post explaining how breasts are oversexualized.” When Worthwright was asked if her boyfriend shared the same beliefs, she said, “Yes of course! He’s woke. I only started dating Kenneth because he had a BLM carrd.co link in his bio.”

According to Worthwright, Kenneth is an ally to the oppressed. He creates job opportunities as a regional manager for Amazon and provides a living space for the underprivileged by renting out a townhome in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. When asked to comment, Kenneth said he had to leave because he needed to update the cyberware for his character so that he could smash enemies with their “bazongas.”

Cyberpunk 2077 is a game where you can get lost in the lore of the story. Kenneth and Danielle’s story shows that it’s not about being a good person, it’s about being WOKE.