REPORT: I Knew Inflation Would Spike This Year Because Of My MASH Fortune From 2006
It also predicted the overturning of Roe V. Wade
June 8, 2022
By: Julia Zhen
In 2006, on a cold, dreary day at Frostburg Middle School, sixth grader Lisa Moy can still recall the fortune telling she received playing a game of MASH.
“It was so bad… it said my husband would be Jeremy Wilson, the 8th grader who still sucked his thumb. That didn’t exactly come true, but my first husband was a white man with childhood trauma, so it wasn’t that far off. It also said my job would be a garbage man but instead I just do ‘management consulting’ and it’s so much worse,” lamented Moy.
“Oh yeah, and it said inflation would reach an all time high in 2022. It was under the category ‘Really bad things that will happen after you turn a certain age and realize late stage capitalism is setting the world on fire.’”
“I am most worried about my MASH fortune saying that I would have 8 kids. I realize now it’s because they’re overturning Roe V. Wade. We really knew a lot more back then than we know now.”
