Woman Dressed up as Santa at Christmas Themed Bar Crawl Won’t Even Let Me Sit On Her Lap

Santa is not supposed to be selfish

By: Julia Zhen

December 21, 2021

Pearl Harbor, 9/11, seasons 4, 5, and 6 of Community. Of all the atrocities in my life that I have to put up with, by far the worst is the fact that the woman dressed up as Santa at the Christmas themed bar crawl won’t even let me sit on her lap. Could you be any more selfish? Don’t bite off more than you can chew, and don’t dress up something if you can’t commit 100%. I am so sick of these bitches who are half-in, half-out. This generation of women have no idea what it’s like to be let down when you approach Santa, and she gives you a nasty look and pushes you away because you are trying to do the most Santa thing possible, which is sitting on your lap and telling you all the things I want for Christmas while spitting a bit in your face because of how excited I am.