BREAKING: The Times Are Not New Nor Are They Roman

Some are even calling it the Big Lie.

October 28, 2021

By: John Hedrick

Some time early this morning, the Lunar Times Science and Development Department discovered that the “times” are not “New” nor are they “Roman.” Scientists have speculated for years whether the times were new but they took so long to agree that the times are now old. As to whether the “times” are Roman or not, a recent 23 and Me test determined that the “times” are in fact Romanian- turns out it was a typo this whole time. The “times” plan to take their story to Maury next Sunday. Stay tuned.