REPORT: Two Asian Men With White Girlfriends Passing by Give Each Other Nod

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By: Ian Yamamoto

August 30, 2021

Two Asian men, each with a White girlfriend, gave the other a knowing nod as they passed by one another according to sources.

“I was walking down the street feeling like a million bucks because I had my arm around my White girlfriend Jennifer Wilson,” said Asian man Dylan Wong. “She’s so pretty and her hair is so long and blonde and it smells so nice. I think she buys fruity shampoo from The Body Shop or something. Anyways, I saw this other Asian guy walking towards me and would you believe it, he was walking hand in hand with a White girlfriend too. I know from experience how hard it is for an Asian man to get a White girl to date him, so I gave him a nod of respect and he nodded back. His girlfriend was a brunette though, so I feel like I did a little better than him.”

Second Asian man Michael Chan had similar things to say about the encounter.

“I was walking down the street happy as a clam because I was holding hands with my White girlfriend Emma Williams,” said Chan. “She’s so pretty and her eyes are so big and blue and they don’t require corrective lenses. Anyways, I saw this other Asian guy walking towards me with his White girlfriend. He nodded at me cuz he knew what I pulled off. And I knew what he pulled off, so I nodded back. His girlfriend had brown eyes though, so I feel like I did a little better than him.”

An old hunched Asian man with a long white, wispy beard sitting on a bench observed the meeting.

“For some Asian men, becoming a doctor is The American Dream,” said the mysterious codger. “But for second generation Asian American men raised on Western media and inundated with Western standards of beauty, The American Dream is dating a White woman. I’m okay with that though – more Asian bitches for me.”

At press time, Wong and Chan came across White guys with Asian girlfriends and got angry at how White guys fetishize Asian women.