Virus Stops Spreading for One Day to Honor American Labor Movement

Very considerate and selfless!

By: The Lunar Times Editorial Team

September 6, 2021

In a very gracious move this morning, the Coronavirus, also known as Ms. COVID19, has announced that she will be taking a brief vacation today in order to honor the American Labor Movement. 

It came as a surprise that she would recognize the hard work of the American people. But some might consider, she herself is actually a hardworking American – she deserves a break too. 

In many ways, when we honor each other, our fellow workers, we are also honoring ourselves, and our precious time. Americans are rejoicing today as they continue to act like there is no more disease, but tomorrow, Ms. COVID19 will be back on her regular-ass bullshit. So buckle up.