Indian Father Who Came to America With $10 Disappointed in Son Who Pays $60 for an Eighth
Poor guy still wears Sperry’s in 2021 too
April 20, 2021
By: Karthik Raj
With a loving wife, a degree in finance, and ten dollars in his pocket, Deepak Verma moved from Bangalore, India to Kansas City, Missouri 30 years ago. Now, he has built himself into the CEO of one of the largest lawnmower companies in the Midwest, attributing much of his success to his wise spending.
Unfortunately, Deepak’s son 15-year-old Jay has strayed away from his father’s frugality. Jay, full name Jaydeep, is known around Kansas City to spend $60 on an eighth of marijuana on a regular basis. With local prices averaging $30 an eighth, it is fair to say that Jay is being taken for a ride like a run-of-the-mill white boy in Sperry’s. This makes sense as Jay is a run-of-the-mill brown boy pretending to be a run-of-the-mill white boy in Sperry’s.
When asked about Jay’s behavior, known weed dealer 11th grader Tommy Simmons said, “He (Jay) doesn’t know what he’s doing. I can give him the oldest, shittiest weed for as much as I want, and he’ll never say anything. Sometimes I just give him literal grass. I’m going to give him my mom’s kale chips next time.”
Jay seemingly cannot tell the difference in quality as he buys his marijuana solely to impress his white friends. The good news for Jay is, it works.
Jay’s two closest friends, Aiden Davies and Caleb Grey were wow-ed at Jay’s ability to buy marijuana as whenever they’ve tried, they’ve been laughed at and called “pussy ass narcs.” The high Jay received from dazzling his friends (not from the marijuana as it was actually grass) influenced him to purchase more drug related paraphernalia. Recently he purchased a $200 bong that is made out of a discarded Dasani water with an attached tin foil bowl. He also bought a custom-made $150 marijuana grinder. Here is an image below:
When told of his son’s purchases of low-grade pot that might just be grass, a $200 recycled water bottle, and a mortar and pestle rebranded as a grinder, Deepak’s head hung in shame.
“I thought I could not have been more disappointed in him for spending $60 on an eighth. I was wrong. My son doesn’t know what weed is. He doesn’t know what a bong is. He doesn’t even know what a grinder is! I’ve raised a loser.”
Deepak has since disowned Jay for being a “stupid little nerd,” leaving him to live in the local park. Jay can be identified by the pungent smells of burning weed & burning grass with a hint of burning kale.
