John Hedrick - The Lunar Times

It’s 8AM. Don’t Forget to Slap Your Muscles Awake

Slap, slap, slap, breathe, slap, slap, slap

By: John Hedrick

“It’s Bobby Shazam bitch!”

By: John Hedrick

“He can remember this one mistake I made but can’t remember his own anniversary.”

By: John Hedrick

I know, it’s hard to tell the difference.

By: John Hedrick

No penny problem here, just single dollar bill problems.

By: John Hedrick

“Wait, Mom, can you schedule my doctor’s appointment? Please? That lady at the front desk is mean.”

By: John Hedrick

“It’s not about the giant knockers, it’s about how the game is set in an unchecked capitalist dystopia with giant knockers.”

By: John Hedrick

“This is by far the worst Judge Judy I’ve ever been on.”

By: Julia Zhen, John Hedrick

“Being Black just wasn’t interesting anymore”

By: John Hedrick

This is a non-satirical piece.

By: John Hedrick