Sad! Woman Reminiscing About Tumblr Porn Again

Coming across a Twilight Fan Fiction was all a part of the experience

By: Julia Zhen

September 22, 2021

Fiona Liu sat in her bed on a Saturday Night scrolling through her usual sites. Bellesa, PornHub, that one Twitter account she looks at on her burner. The thought “I just need to wack off right now” was clearly preoccupying her mind. After searching for 10 whole minutes to no avail, she reminisced. 

“If only we could bring back Tumblr Porn,” she said to herself. 

“All I want is some nicely curated gif sets, or short and simple abridged videos that really just get to the good part… all the while in silence. I just want to go back to the simple days where I knew which accounts had my taste tailored to a T. Which hashtags to explore because I wanted to try something new and fun… and every now and then coming across a Twilight Fan Fiction which I would very quickly scroll past or also the occasional tasteful hot white girl and boy paired photo: both in their undergarments, posing in front of a large window that overlooked what could only be a forested area of the Pacific Northwest. Their silhouettes told the full story. Those didn’t really do anything for me but it was always a good reminder that I am alone in this world.”