Asian Woman Can’t Believe She Has to Teach Boyfriend How to Wash Rice and Himself Properly

He had to be told that standing still in the shower for two minutes does not mean he’s clean

February 8, 2022

DALLAS 一 Local Asian woman still under disbelief after realizing her boyfriend doesn’t know how to properly wash rice or himself.

“How did this even happen to me? I had a busy day working and was tired so I asked Richard if he could cook some rice for dinner. I caught this grown man red-handed, unknowingly committing one of the greatest sins of humanity,” said Cindy Hoang. “I told him he needed to wash the rice thoroughly until the water runs clear, but he was still confused. I walked him through the steps slowly. Wash the rice with multiple rinses and gently clean the rice using your hands, and then you’re ready to move on. I compared it to washing yourself in the shower but that opened up a whole new can of worms,” said horrified Hoang.

“What if this is all my fault? If I never asked him to cook rice, then I would have been blissfully unaware that Richard doesn’t know how to wash his ass. He had to be told that standing still in the shower for two minutes does not mean he’s clean. We went to the store together and got him one of those toothbrushes that plays a two minute song so he knows when it’s okay to stop. More recently, I tried teaching him about soap, but I don’t think he’s able to comprehend any of the words I’m saying anymore. His brain is fried from learning basic hygiene. I left a bunch of post-it notes around the apartment that read ‘SOAP = CLEAN’, but I don’t know how much more of this I can take,” said a stressed out Hoang.

Later that week, Hoang caught her misguided, but well intentioned boyfriend attempting to wash rice with soap.