Joe Rogan Takes Ivermectin to Kill Worms in His Brain
Fans can now safely treat the worms in their own brains too
By: Krista Moy
September 7, 2021
After testing positive for brain worms and COVID-19, reality TV star turned podcaster Joe Rogan announced to his podcast listeners that he is now taking the horse deworming drug Ivermectin to kill the worms feasting on what’s left of his brain. If you are like most Americans with common sense, Rogan’s announcement is the only funny thing he has ever said.
For his fans, his promotion of Ivermectin comes as good news to treat the worms also infesting their own brains.
Nathan Juh says that his Republican brother Doug, who is a huge Trump supporter and Joe Rogan fan, was thrilled to learn of the deworming treatment.
“Doug was devastated to hear his idol tested positive.” Nathan explained, “But after Joe assured his listeners that Ivermectin would be an effective treatment for the worms devouring his frontal lobe like a giant peach, Doug immediately made an appointment at the local vet to get a prescription. I really hope it helps him not be such a dumbass.”
Many suspect the worms began infesting Rogan’s brain after filming people eating plates of them on the MTV and NBC show he hosted, Fear Factor.
“He used to ask people to dare him to put worms in his ears and nose on set,” says Jennifer Cho, a former PA on the syndicated show, “No one would ever indulge his dare. He would just shove them into his head and start laughing as they disappeared into his ear canal. I thought it was odd behavior at the time. Now that I see the kind of person he has become, it explains a lot. I guess the worms just stayed in there and laid a bunch of eggs.”
After much false information has circulated the internet about the drug, the FDA released a statement that it does not approve the use of the drug meant for horses as a safe treatment for COVID-19 or cerebral worms. They warn that the use of the drug could potentially lead to an increase in brain larva and definitely makes you more of a dumb fuck.
Joe Rogan claims that he has now tested negative for COVID-19, according to Fox News. Sources say the Rogan’s doctor who administered the test has also tested positive for brain worms, causing many to speculate the validity of his results. The UFC announcer has yet to release a statement confirming a negative test for cerebrum maggots. It’s probably safe to say the creepy crawlers are still in there chewing on his hypothalamus like a rotting apple core.
