Jeff Bezos Steps Down as Amazon CEO, Then Steps Up, Slides to the Right, One Hop This Time
Now Jeff is doing a reverse, reverse! Everybody clap your hands!
July 11, 2021
By: Grant Yang
Earlier this week, CEO entrepreneur Jeff Bezos (born in 1964), officially stepped down as the head of Amazon. Then, as the beat changed and DJ Casper’s voice came on the speaker, he stepped back up and continued following the lyrical instructions.
“Right foot let’s stomp. Left foot let’s stomp. Right foot again,” the song said to an exhausted Bezos, who was completely startled at the concept of unrewarded physical labor.
“How low can you go?” asked the music, causing the ex-CEO to immediately lower working conditions even further.
“Can you bring it to the top?” challenged the lyrics, to which Bezos quickly boarded his penis-shaped space rocket.
