NYC Mask Mandate Won’t Stop Cuomo From Touching You

How is he still touching me if I’m 6 feet away?

August 4, 2021

New York City became the largest city to reinstitute the indoor mask mandate. The CDC stated that masking is only one way to stay safe. Their recommendations also include:

Staying six feet away from (soon to be former) Governor Andrew Cuomo.
Thoroughly washing your hands, unlike Cuomo who will be unable to wash away this situation.
Avoid touching your face. And if you are Cuomo, avoid touching the neck, hips, and back of your staff.

Most importantly, the CDC reiterated that the best defense is to get vaccinated. A health official stated, “We understand the hesitancy around vaccines. Unlike Cuomo, we know that not everyone wants to get penetrated. However, vaccines have been thoroughly tested and are safer than working at Cuomo’s office.”

As for Cuomo himself, the evidence is mounting up. He has harassed so many women that he will be running as a Republican next election.