Top 10 Places for YeYe to Fall Asleep

The last one may surprise you!

April 4, 2021

By: John Hedrick

1. The living room couch
   • Simple. Durable. Reliable. If it’s 2 pm on a Sunday afternoon, you know where the party is at.
2. Any public transit going over 15 mph
   • There’s something so soothing about the constant whir of a Metro bus. The harmonious sounds of gears shifting and a drunk couple arguing put YeYe right to sleep. Somehow he wakes up just before his stop every time.
3. In the middle of a conversation about college during dinner
   • As soon as you said you were only getting a BA in psychology, YeYe found sleepy refuge in the Lo Mein.
4. An IMAX movie theater during the last 45 minutes of Infinity War
   • YeYe doesn’t know what Thanos is and used all his brain power trying to figure it out. Now the little sucker is too tired to stay awake.
5. Spin Class
   • YeYe only eats about 800 calories a day and most of it is when he eats at the local Chinese restaurant by himself. Unfortunately, he burned all 800 calories in the first 20 minutes of this spin class. He doesn’t care if it’s break time or if it’s time to pedal uphill, he’s knocked out.
6. Bungee jumping
   • This is Ye Ye’s favorite because he says it helps his back.
7. The wing of a moving plane going through a snowstorm
   • Ye Ye says he runs hot at night during the summer so this is an ideal spot to sleep.
8. In front of a tank in Tiananmen Square
   • The walk into the middle of the street was so exhausting that by the time YeYe stepped in front of the tank, he crashed. 
9. 9 p.m. in bed after a long fulfilling day, Family Feud on in the background
   • After a long day of walking around with his hands behind his back, YeYe closes his eyes as the silly remarks of Steve Harvey take him to dreamy land.
10. In the middle of the Challenger exploding
    • Sweet sweet comfort and warmth. How could you not? The white noise of a fire crackling gently rocks YeYe to sleep.