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News Grant Yang

Whoops! White Guy Drops Hot Dog in Panko and Now He’s Korean

You are what you eat.

By: Grant Yang

Joe Rogan Takes Ivermectin to Kill Worms in His Brain

Fans can now safely treat the worms in their own brains too

By: Krista Moy

Virus Stops Spreading for One Day to Honor American Labor Movement

Very considerate and selfless!

News Julia Zhen

‘Funny Friend’ of the Group Is Actually Just Doing an Impression of the Boss Baby

There is an Amber Alert for the Boss Baby

By: Julia Zhen

News Grant Yang

Local High School Celebrates Diversity by Installing Third Water Fountain for Asians

Access to water is no longer a black-and-white issue.

By: Grant Yang

News John Hedrick

REPORT: Mom’s Phone Flashlight Has Been On For the 77th Hour

It’s burning a hole through her jeans pocket.

By: John Hedrick

News Grant Yang

Tokyo Olympics Debut Fun New Demonstration Sport, Waterboarding

The Americans should be good at this one.

By: Grant Yang

Americans Rejoice as USA Places Gold in 2021 Oppression Olympics

‘We did it!’

By: The Lunar Times Editorial Staff

REPORT: 84 Year-Old Asian Woman Still Getting Carded

‘Back in my day we just wrote our birthday on an index card’

By: Jessica Acosta

News John Hedrick

Chinese Mother Telling Retail Worker How To Do Their Job Promoted to Chief of Operations

There is still a wage gap

By: John Hedrick