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Spot the Difference: Microaggression or White Buddhist

It’s harder than you think.

By: Alex Parsky

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Wow! Jay Leno Apologizes, ‘I Figured I’d Die Before Society Respected Asians’

‘We respect them now? Ok me too I guess’

By: Misha Han

“Us Asians Must Stick Together,” Emma Stone and ScarJo Release Statement Regarding AAPI Hate Crimes

These Asian women will not be silenced!

By: K. Cheng

Notes App Julia Zhen

Masses of White Allies at Protests Proudly Display Korean Hearts

White Americans somehow have misunderstood the assignment once again.

By: Julia Zhen

Escaped Giant Panda Becomes First Zoo Animal to Shatter Bamboo Ceiling

His whereabouts are still unknown, even though he’s a literal giant.

By: Victor Tran

Notes App Grant Yang

Daylight Savings Success! Every Car Clock Is No Longer One Hour Ahead

Even an unbroken clock is only right for half the year.

By: Grant Yang

Notes App Julia Zhen

DID YOU KNOW? Asian People Don’t Celebrate Daylight Savings

Asians actually ABOLISHED Daylight Savings across the entire continent in 544 AD

By: Julia Zhen

Progress! Newest Member of Hollywood Foreign Press Still White but Has a Black Spouse

“We made a promise, and we intended to keep that promise.” – The HFPA

By: The Lunar Times Editorial Staff

Notes App Grant Yang

Man Quickly Backspaces After Curiously Typing ‘COVID’ Into Pornhub Search Bar

Phew, that was close!

By: Grant Yang

Notes App Pop Culture

Trump Issues 100 Pardons for Himself and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Explosive Pussy-Scented Candle

One president, one candle, two stanky disasters.

By: Krista Moy