Top 5 Countries BTS Should Invade (And We’ll Let Them!)

We aren’t called ARMY for nothing!

October 19, 2022

By: Grant Yang

Since BTS announced their hiatus to perform their mandatory Korean military service, fans from around the globe are clamoring to be the first country they invade during their time. Here’s the definitive list of the top 5 countries BTS will most likely commit war crimes in, as wanted by ARMY!

1. Japan

BTS has released several Japanese songs, such as “Blood Sweat & Tears,” which some fans theorize to signal their impending invasion. We hope they’ll take some kawaii selfies with fans before opening Fire!

2. United States

Perhaps the most deserving of an invasion, the BTS-backed Korean military would be welcomed into America with open arms. With democracy already on the way out, the boy band could finally infiltrate the government and rewrite the Constitution to something functional (RM would be the one translating, duh!)

3. Brazil

Brazilian fans are always saying “Come to Brazil,” so this would be the perfect time for the Bangtan Boys to round out their world tour. Perhaps they will take a page from America and perform some covert operations to stage a coup and supplant a more favorable leader! That’s all you Jimin!

4. North Korea

If anyone can ease tensions with North Korea, it would be 7 boys with silky voices and rock-hard abs. Only Jungkook would make crossing the DMZ look so sexy and unthreatening, they won’t know what hit them!

5. South Korea (From the North)

After being captured in North Korea, the K-pop idols would undoubtedly be brainwashed into hating their homeland, and be engineered into super-soldiers to re-invade the southern peninsula. Nobody would expect this plot twist (except for loyal fans like us, of course)!