Celebrate AAPIH Month by Paying Your Asian Landlord in Cash

And those dollar bills better be crisp as hell

May 3, 2022

By: The Lunar Times Editorial Staff

Well it’s that one time of year again where America has allotted 31 days to explicitly express their gratitude to Asian and Pacific Americans. And yes, that means ALL Asian and Pacific Americans from all walks of life, especially your capitalist landlord who also happens to be Asian. 

Sure, you feel like they are stealing from you to pay for a human necessity, but everyone should get to celebrate holidays the right way! When you give your Asian landlord cash, it is a sign of allyship, and this is because you are giving them money that can leave no paper trail and therefore further allow them to avoid paying taxes to the federal government! Is that not at the end of the day the greatest gift of all? 

Support Asians evading federal taxes this month by paying them all in cash. Do it. You might even get a discount depending on where you go.