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Kim K and Pete Davidson Seen With Kyle Rittenhouse and Judge Schroeder on a Double Date

Hollywood’s newest ‘it’ couple are upstaging Kim and Pete

November 22, 2021

By: Julia Zhen

Hollywood’s newest ‘it’ couple were seen with Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson out on the town in downtown Los Angeles, sources confirmed. 

Reese Neely, local server at culturally iconic chain restaurant The Cheesecake Factory, dished on the sighting.

“Pete’s a regular with us – he would come in often on first dates with his past girlfriend’s, but when he started bringing Kim around we were all shocked. And then, last night, he came in with Kyle Rittenhouse and Judge Schroeder! I didn’t know what to think. Pete and Kim split a Cajun Chicken Pasta and Caesar salad. Judge Schroeder just ate the free bread, and Kyle just ate the free butter.” 

The paparazzi weren’t as surprised about the double date. 

“Look, I’ve been in this business for a long time. We’ve seen a lot go down on these streets,” Gary Wolkoz stated matter of factly. “I was around when Chelsen Handler and 50 Cent got together. Don’t even get me started about Tom Cruise and Cher. When I saw Pete with Kim walking into the Cheesecake Factory with Rittenhouse hand-in-hand with Judge Schroeder, I just shrugged and thought to myself, ‘hey, it’s another day on the job,’” Wolkoz explained. 

Relationship expert, Denise Hong, working on ABC’s the Bachelor, had refreshed insight on the matter. 

“It’s really quite simple when you break it down. Kim just got out of her marriage with Kanye, and I can’t help but assume that relationship was fraught with complexities. Kim’s way of taking control of her life and simplifying her relationships has taken the shape of dating Pete Davidson. On the other hand, we have Judge Schroeder who has a past of falling for young-ugly crying, racist, murderers.. Rittenhouse is that in a nutshell. Plus, the both of them can bond over their contribution to the white supremacist construct that is the US justice system. From an analytical standpoint, the logic is sound.” 

At press time, another photo surfaced of the two couples shopping for engagement rings. 

Judge Schroeder Photo Courtesy of Rolling Stone

Rittenhouse Photo Courtesy of People Magazine

Pete Davidson Photo Courtesy of IMDb