May’s Almost Over? Ok Here’s 10 Asians We Straight Up Just Don’t Care About Anymore

We don’t want them.

May 26, 2021

By: Julia Zhen

Andy Ngo
- Huge bitch. Brain doesn’t even work right
Andrew Yang
- So fucking stupid. Like how did it get this bad.
Ajit Pai
- Ruining the greatest thing in the world (television)
Ian Miles Cheong
- Also a huge bitch. Never trust an asian with the name Ian. Like are you Scottish? Seems fake to me.
Uncle Roger
- Are we supposed to clap for a guy that does the most hack ‘Asian’ accent? Is that the joke?
Dinesh D’Souza
- Big fucking weirdo? This is definitely the dude that is spreading all the conspiracy theories on WhatsApp.
My Chinese school teacher from 6th grade
- She was really mean to me, and I will never forget.
That little Asian kid I used to babysit who would never shut the fuck up
- Where was his adderall prescription? The US medical system is failing us, one by one.
The server at Hunan Garden who was being really curt (but the food was still bomb)
- If they feel the need to be nice to you the food is definitely not that good (just like home)
My brother between the ages of 7 and 10 and 23-24 when he was just depressed.
- Between the ages of 7-10 we would throw hard cover books at each other. He also pushed me into a bag of garbage in the neighborhood. 23-24 he just was not that fun!