Manchild Boyfriend Wishes Girlfriend a Happy Mother’s Day

“She’s helping me get my driver’s license this year.”

By: Andal Paul

Chris Jacobson woke up to the sounds and smells of bacon sizzling in the kitchen. He hopped out of bed in his red race car pajamas and hopped down the stairs, tripping on the last step. 

Rebecca wiped her sweat and blood torn face, cursing herself when it splattered onto the bacon, hissing. Another hard, sleepless night, and she still had to take Chris to the playground. 

Chris got into the kitchen and beamed, “Thanks for breakfast, babe! Oh, and Happy Mother’s Day. I’m so glad you birthed me.”