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Oklahoma Woman Moves to Communist China for Their Chill Abortion Policies

The CCP is an ally to women

By: Krista Moy

News Andal Paul

‘Vacationing in Hawaii Is So Embarrassing’ Tweets Woman Living in Gentrified Building on Lenape Land

It’s like, I get it, this is your home, but now it’s mine too!

By: Andal Paul

News Grant Yang

Chinese-American Teenager Too Asian to Hang With White Kids, Too Poor to Hang With FOBs

To be fair, his personality was trash

By: Grant Yang

News Grant Yang

Perfect Daughter Goes From Independent, Career Woman to Married With Children Seconds After Turning 26

Her mother needed more children to neg on from birth.

By: Grant Yang

Kindergartener Finally Literate Enough to Handle Immigrant Parent’s Passport Applications

‘They give me chocolate to do it’

By: Neel Bhakta

Exhausted Waiter at Chinese Restaurant Asked to Sing Happy Birthday

‘It makes the waiter’s job more fun!’

Brave! This College Grad Wants to Teach English in Asia Even Though She Can’t Spell “Embarass”

‘Embaras?, embbarrass??, emmbarrass???’

By: Sila Puhl

Midwestern White Woman Going to Asia Blissfully Unaware of Incoming Diarrhea

Her diet of avocado toast and macaroni salad is no match for the chili peppers and fresh fish

By: Rachel Yang

Asian American Visiting Ancestral Country Tired of Explaining What Medical Debt Is

‘How much could an ambulance be, $10?’

By: Neel Bhakta

News Julia Zhen

Chinese American Celebrates Lunar New Year by Making Dumplings Following a White Lady’s TikTok

She makes really good Lo Mein n’ Dino Chicken Nuggets

By: Julia Zhen