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Tennis Fans Wonder – What Could Possibly Be Stressful For a Half-Black Half-Asian Female Tennis Prodigy?

“Why can’t you be more like Serena Williams (who we also mistreated)?

By: Victor Tran

Opinion Andal Paul

Yeah, Your Phone Is Listening to You. Yeah, It’s Scared.

Did you think all your days of watching Tiktoks and talking about the ‘revolution’ wouldn’t catch up to you? You idiot! You sack of shit communist loving pig-brained heretic. Thank god I was listening.

By: Andal Paul

Opinion Julia Zhen

Uh Oh! I Think My New Boyfriend Just Gave My Parents Their First Hug Ever

So I have to break up with him now…

By: Julia Zhen

Opinion Grant Yang

Heartbreaking: Nobody Comes to Local Country’s 245th Birthday Party

Hopefully it’s the last one.

By: Grant Yang

Opinion Julia Zhen

How I Pay Homage to My Chinese Heritage by Drinking Boiling Hot Water in the Dead of Summer

‘The greatest sacrifice you give to your family is one’s own suffering’

By: Julia Zhen

Opinion Julia Zhen

13 Signs that Your Local Chinese Restaurant is Authentic

At a bare minimum, the Chinese to white ratio should be better than Panda Express.

By: Julia Zhen

Opinion Julia Zhen

Why I Have Childhood Memory Loss and Impeccable Posture Due to Traumatizing Piano Lessons

“I can’t really remember anything from like ages 5-15”

By: Julia Zhen

Opinion Notes App

Cops Can’t Differentiate Gun From Taser? We Can’t Differentiate Cop From Mass Shooter

Ok sure, one is paid and the other is a volunteer.

By: Krista Moy

Opinion Grant Yang

Huh? White Friend Wears Shoes Into Your House Like He Owns the Place

“I don’t remember him taking over the mortgage…”

By: Grant Yang

Opinion Julia Zhen

8 Things I Learned in Chinese School Which Were the Only Things I Learned in Chinese School

Look, Mandarin is a very difficult language

By: Julia Zhen