White Woman Planning Trip to India Claims ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ Gives Her Everything She Needs to Know

‘Really nice to be able to hunker down in a new place‘

January 17, 2021

Social anthropologists from The Lunar Times wanted to understand the White Women Need™ to travel to South Asia. We created a research methodology that would allow us to survey a variety of different sources. Included below is one of the more…unorthodox sources.

Per our intuition and life experiences, it is clear the following Amazon user is a White Woman.

ChrysanthemumsRULE
5.0 out of 5 stars
my all time favorite book. I mean it!
Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2020
Amazon Verified Purchase
It’s cold, it’s a pandemic. Boohoo. And I’d hate to capitalize on the suffering of others but… Actually, scratch that. When I borrowed my friend’s copy of Eat, Pray, Love at our friendsgiving party (everyone tested negative, don’t worry!) I did not understand the golden strand of fate and destiny I was aligning myself with. I finished the book and loved it; no, personally empathized with Gilbert’s struggle and vulnerability. Then, in a totally separate thought, disassociated and woke up to the Google flights home page.

Look, plane tickets are unmistakably cheap right now. I’m sure if anyone stepped in my shoes for even a second they would understand the layers to the choice I had to make three Saturdays ago. Round trip flights to New Delhi and back…for 400 rüpees. Actually, I don’t think that’s how it works. Regardless, this was fate. I’m not religious or anything, but I’m not arrogant enough to ignore a calling from a deity. Elizabeth Gilbert wanted me to eat, then pray, then love.

Update: The team was unable to get a formal comment from ChrysanthemumsRULE but was able to locate her twitter and get some live updates from the trip: