7 Headlines We Can Expect to See in the Biden Administration. Yes, They All Involve Kamala’s Looks

Sleepy Joe is snoring, Kamala’s fashion is soaring.

January 10, 2020

Green New Deal? Boring! Let’s Talk About Kamala’s New Green Shoes

With the height of Kamala’s satin stiletto pointy toe pumps, she’ll be stepping over rising sea levels, no problem!

Biden Doubles Down on Privatized Healthcare while Kamala Doubles Down on Printed Blazers! You Go Girl!

It is so difficult to be a trailblazer, but not for Vice President Harris! In her single breasted tan houndstooth blazer, she is showing young girls everywhere that you can have ambition. You can achieve greatness. You just need to ask for what you want – as long as it isn’t universal health care though!

Fight For Power? Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Both Wear Pants!

Since the primaries, there has been serious speculation about who is wearing the pants in the relationship. Is the Vice President the true mastermind in the Oval Office? Or is she just wearing pants?

STOP Telling Me About Biden Care and START Telling Me About Kamala Harris Hair Care

We lost hope in accessible healthcare years ago! Tell me how Kamala maintains her loose, buoyant, luscious curls, and I promise I’ll take the secret to my uninsured grave!

Performative Much! Kamala Changes Her Clothes but Won’t Change the Climate?

Believe it or not Kamala, the glaciers are melting even while you’re choosing an outfit…Pick one and stick to it before we lose Florida. Damn!

Biden Attacked for Obama Era Bombing While Kamala Looks Bomb in Brand New Chanel Suit!

Why investigate past administrations for actual, literal war crimes when it should be ILLEGAL to look that good in a pantsuit!

I’m Going to Need Biden to Take Down Mitch Mcconnell and for Harris to Take Off that Ugly Sweater Vest

After repeated democratic failures in the Senate, Vice President Harris resorts to a new low of disgustingly ugly mustard sweater vest. Please, it’s the fall of democracy, not fall the season…