May 31st? Last Chance to Stop Asian Hate FOREVER

“You had the whole month to fix it, why did you wait until now to start?”

May 31st, 2022

By John Hedrick

Unfortunately AAPIH month is coming to an end but that doesn’t mean you missed your chance to Stop Asian Hate FOREVER. The due date is 11:59pm tonight. The assignment includes donations to local neighborhood safety programs in Asian communities, reading up on AAPI experiences, and the elimination of white people in power. If you want full credit, you must end institutionalized and cultural racism. Not an easy feat to accomplish, AAPI folks are aware, but we ask that you at least burn one white supremacist’s house or throw an egg at Tucker Carlson. Extra credit goes to whoever can get BTS super fans to stop being so mentally ill. Good luck!